Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Presidential Speeches













Meh.

Am I the only one that thinks this joker is an ASS?

I'd like to include his Administration, as well as the entire Congress and Senate. Let's just spend more money to artificially inflate the sagging economy, let's put our country deeper in debt, let's give each American a few hundred quid (whether they need it or not) so they can go SHOPPING.

Yeah, that oughta fix things.

Christ on a stick. We need a revolution up in here.

No more Clinton's. No more Bushes. No black dudes who change their accents and their 'tude depending on the color ratio of their audience. No more drunk political "legacies" endorsing said black dudes. No more rich white turkeys who think they know how to make our country great again just b/c they ran a Podunk state or served a few terms in Congress.

We need real change. We need fiscal responsibility. NO MORE SPENDING until we are OUT of DEBT! We need to throw all those rat bastards on Capitol Hill spending our tax dollars right out on their collective asses. They are all useless as far as I'm concerned.

And while we're at it, can we do the same for the CA Assembly?

Oy.

What a crock.

Friday, June 1, 2007

While you all still slumber...

Fun & Games
Barenaked Ladies

We sent in the Army
They sounded alarms
We saw it coming from a mile away

We kept it off radar
'Cause we had to say our intentions were to save the day
Why did you fail to see?

It was a gag
It was all for a laugh
They were shocked and awed and they were blown in half

Fun and Games
We were just pulling legs
We knew this barrel of fun would be a powder keg

We kept it all long range
And made a regime change
You'd have thought it would have been a gas
And when it got ugly
We sat around smugly
Because you bought our little joke en masse

Don't look at me that way
It was a gag
It was all for a laugh
We knew your sons and daughters would be blown in half

Fun and Games
We were just pulling legs
We knew this barrel of fun would be a powder keg

Put a smile on
We're the ones that you selected
Leave that dial, son
Beacause we just go re-elected

In a while our bill of rights will be rejected
And all the blame will be deflected
The forests will be unprotected
The Nation's poor will be neglected
Creation myth is resurrected
The new salute is genuflected
The Gallup poll will be respected
A gallows pole will be erected
And all this will go undetected

While you all slumbered
We sat and crunched numbers
Of all the casualties we could afford
There's no need to draft them
You could hear us laugh then
The poor and black all need their room and board
Did I say that out loud?

It was a gag
It was all for a laugh
And now our very nation has been blown in half

Fun and Games
We were just pulling legs
We knew this barrel of fun would be a powder keg
Oh yeah.