I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

I don't know why, she swallowed a fly...  Perhaps she'll die.

So, I have a question. A fly has a lifespan of what, 3 or 4 days tops? Then WHY is it that when one of these pesky bugs gets in the house they seem to be flying around for WEEKS?

Also, why does Dexy have to be such an insane jet-wigging FREAK about all the insect type o' creatures? Particularly flies and bees. It's cuckoo crazy I tell ya.

Pretty in Pink

There are things that make me mad
You are not one of them.
There are things that make me sad
But you are not one of them.
There are things that make me Dad (Mom)
You seem to be all of them.

Things - Barenaked Ladies