Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Alligator Feets

I gots 'em.

Well, except for long, scary, sharp toenails they have. I do NOT have those.

And no matter what I do; pedicures, lotion, filing, scraping, buffing, scrubbing... none if it seems to help, not for the long term anyway. My heels have gotten so bad in fact that I "cut" holes in my socks, tears in my sheets, and shred the footbed of my shoes and slippers. 

What. The. Hell.

Ah, getting old(er) is awesomesauce.

Anyone have a solution or cure? 

Sign me,

Desperately Seeking Soft Feets

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hello 2011.

Thx to Natalie Dee for this awesomesauce comic.