Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Alligator Feets


I gots 'em.

Well, except for long, scary, sharp toenails they have. I do NOT have those.

And no matter what I do; pedicures, lotion, filing, scraping, buffing, scrubbing... none if it seems to help, not for the long term anyway. My heels have gotten so bad in fact that I "cut" holes in my socks, tears in my sheets, and shred the footbed of my shoes and slippers. 

What. The. Hell.

Ah, getting old(er) is awesomesauce.

Anyone have a solution or cure? 

Sign me,

Desperately Seeking Soft Feets

3 comments:

divacowgirl said...

One of the downsides of kickboxing is that it is super rough on your feet. The bottoms of my feet look horrible. I gave up on callous remover when I get pedicures because I need the callouses (sp?) in order to pivot. Bath and Body works is the only place I've found that sells a decent food lotion.

Cheryl said...

Thanks T. I need to find something that doesn't stink to high heaven, and I find that most of the products at Bath and Body Works are REALLY smelly. What does their foot lotion smell like?

MuseNoir said...

Cheryl - slather them in shea butter lotion and put thick socks on before your go to bed. It's like marinating your feet.. hehe. You won't ruin the socks either! Do this for 3 or 4 nights, and you will see a difference.