I want to eat a whole caseload full of pie, until I burst & explode my useless stupid guts all over the floor (fave quote from High Fidelity, "My guts have shit for brains").
Good thing I haven't got any pie.
Or coffins for that matter. Just sayin'.
P.S. What the hell am I doing? I can't write anymore. I can't even read anymore. How will I ever compete w/ the younger, prettier, firmer, smarter, wittier, UN-mothers of the world? I'm serious. I want to know!